国外著名恶搞节目制作组Smosh最近将目光转向了即将发售的动作游戏《刺客信条3》，显然育碧的这款主题极为正统严肃的游戏又要遭殃了。

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表情极为丰富和夸张的主角安东尼帕迪利亚（Smosh创始人）这次要当一次英雄了，康纳。虽然肩负重大使命，他仍旧摆脱不了不务正业的本性，戏耍英军头脑，和衣着暴露的女人跳舞。。。本应该好好保养的战斧他却拿来做菜（忽然想到了《笑傲江湖之东方不败》中令狐冲师弟们拿剑烤肉的镜头了）~

另外安东尼帕迪利亚的好友Ian Hecox也前来助兴。他就“知道”康纳“成不了大器”，为难之时替他解了围。Ian Hecox在本片中还把《无主之地2》封面人物和最近很火的韩国《骑马舞》一起带了进来，话说《刺客信条》的穿越的确威武。。。

附歌词：

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

Freedom fightin' machine, big-ass hatchet in hand
Why'd you have to kill my bros? I'm-a slash your face, man
I'm a very skilled assassin killin' dudes in ones and twos
Blood flowin' like a river, need a box of tissues

When I'm huntin', I be stuntin', you can never find me
In the bushes, in the hay stacks, in your mother's laundry
Watch me comin', free runnin', up the walls like a boss
What you lookin' at, bitch? Taste my tomahawk chop!

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

From Boston to NY, always up to no good
Don't know how I can see out this big-ass hood
Walkin' through the crowds touchin' you on the back
Using my hidden blade for a secret attack

Jumpin' off of giant buildings like I was a super man
Use your momma as a meat shield every time that I can
Take a break from the war to hunt for some meat
What? A man's gotta eat...

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

Up first in the verse feel the clack of wooden teeth
Bread and butter, lift the covers and you'll find the fu**in' heat
Revolution I lead, with the world I got beef
I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers- I don't wear briefs

You can't step up to me and my gang
Horse and carriage, drive bys, bullet in the chamb'
Ridin' over your clique like the Delaware, son
I'll get my face on that dollar after this sh*t's done

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot those mofos in the face with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

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